Cregg the Graham Cracker is the best friend of Canker Dur Shcil. He has no gender, and is one of the few people who can tolerate Canker. He became a graham cracker 69 years ago. He was one of the characters who was presented to overthrow Weegee. They failed, and fell into obscurity. He was the 2nd to last Canker character to die, only before Canker himself. He along with the rest of the characters were killed by Malleo and Weegee.