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Canker Dur Shcil
New Canker

After plastic surgery

Canker Dur Shcil was an intended replacement of Weegee, made to mock and parody it. Instead of being based off Luigi, it was based off Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day. He was racist, gross, and a molester. He starred in multiple YouTube videos. These videos were intentionally made to be as raunchy as possible, and many of them were deleted. The more mild ones have been archived, and can still be found on YouTube. Canker was created by TheMarioBrother (the creator of Malleo) in an attempt to kill off the Weegee fad. This didn't work, and Canker and his friends were killed by Weegee and Malleo.

Powers:

  • Chocolate Touch: If he touches you, you turn into chocolate, get eaten and then you later become excrement
  • Shape Shifting

General Information:

  • Name: Canker Da Shcil
  • Age: 42
  • Gender: Hermaphrodite
  • Species: Squirrel
  • Height: 4'2"-5'0"
  • Weight: 142 lbs
  • Occupation: Smooth Criminal
  • Hobbies: Molestation
  • Personality: Greedy, perverted, and BAD.
  • Skills: Molestation, singing, and dancing.

History:

Canker was like born to a random furry bish who was molested by some random furry in the country Niger or something. He was raised a Jehovah's witness and was a well-behaved kid, dawg. He liked singing and dancing, yo. Know what I'm sayin? One day he met a Weenee, and it tried like turning him into a ring, but Canker survived or whatever and gained chocolate powers, yo! He used his omazing powers to get revenge on the Weenees for some arbitrary reason, and since he ate all the chocolate, he got fat or something and his teeth got all messed up and stuff. Ya.

 Puberty was weird and junk for Canker. He was all like "Whoa! I got boobs!" and like noticed he had a dick and a cunt. He grew up to be a pervert and molested anyone he wanted, homie. Then he met another sexual predator, Razz. They molested eachother and fell in love and junk, brah. It's like fried chicken watermelon, yo!

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